If you stand beneath MRF too long, he will build a mountain of paper around you.

Keep a lookout over the next few weeks as Republic Services of Indiana prepares to honor its newest employee, MRF, who started work on Sept. 14 but will be officially dedicated on Wednesday, Nov. 4.

In the meantime, we can’t help but talk some trash about our client:

• MRF is the largest of its kind in the state and the only one in Indianapolis.

• MRF is 35 feet tall and 280 feet long and has 400 tons move through his system every day.

• MRF is known around the office as a real job-creating machine.

Who — or what — is MRF? You’ll have to check back in a couple of weeks to find out.